Dear Cornelius.

This very attractive photo was taken by Geoff and features not only the man of my dreams, but also a man I would like to stress my appreciation and love for, Mark. Mark is one of my favourite people, and I am very, very glad he is here for me to have supernatural marathons with.
Thank you for reading.

Hello. My name is Ash. I am 23 years old. I am a paediatric physiotherapist. I like sweet potato. Today a man came and put new light bulbs in my house and they hurt my eyes. The hairdresser put a steam globe over my head and it made my eyelashes stick together. I have a new old hat and some sweet shoulderpads. Thank you for reading.
ADDITION: can someone bring me some lollies plz.
EXTRA ADDITION: it’s ok, I went and got some from the petrol station.
One New Years Eve.

This is one of my favourite photos, taken of Daniel and Bridie- two very excellent people, one new years’ eve at my old place in Kensington.
I’m off work sick today, waiting for the man from Jim’s Mowing to come around and hack my nature strip. My eyes won’t stop watering, my body aches and I’m freezing even though I have a woolen jacket on and the heater blaring. Blergh.
Photos of photos.


I took these of digital photos on my computer screen. I freaking love them.
It’s a month until I pick Jamie up from Tullamarine Airport. It’s starting to feel more real.
Graf Toffwaffle Von Liechtenstein.

How splendidly peculiar.
I now have a deviantART account.
I will be putting images on said account, some of which will be available to buy as prints. Prints on deviantART are wickedly cheap, so I suggest you go and buy some of mine. There is very little on there at the moment, but over the next couple of weeks there will be.
Also, if you have a deviantART account, be my friend!!!
Meatshake.

One, two, three, four.
Get ya booty on the dance floor;
Work it out. Shake it little momma,
Let me see ya do the Jane Fonda.
Daniellawl.

Today is Daniel’s birthday. Daniel is one of my best friends. I ruv.
LEINAD. HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH.
Go visit his blog, I enjoy it.
In other news, I almost passed out today at a dance class. Full on, black-in-front-of-the-eyes semi pass out. I think today I may have eaten too many plums, and not enough bread. Or something. Isn’t that how it goes?
I got my Diana Mini in the mail. I’m hoping Ballarat decides to stop being a bitch so I can go out and take photos of it on the weekend. I’m not sure I’m going to survive this winter.
la la la la

This is not how it looks. Jamie had a hole in his pants, and I was inspecting it.
I have decided that moving to England is really my only option. I am going to apply for my registration to work as a physio in the UK later this year, and I will most likely be there by mid 2011.
I feel so, so relieved to have made a decision. I choose love.
I have a sweet shag rug.

And I found this drawing of Bridie, from yeeeears ago. Sharpie most likely. I would LOVE to see this on a wall somewhere.
I AM SO EXCITED!!!!

I’m currently sitting waiting near my front door, as Jamie has informed me that someone will soon be knocking on it with a present. I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!! And he is freaking out, because if they’re late, and I have to leave for work, the plan will be foiled. But I AM SO EXCITED!!!!! This photo is of Gianna. Lomo LC-A+, first roll I ever took. I was a little drunk, and every single photo came out moderately blurry.
metamorphosis?
I’ve been cleaning out my old laptop, and some of the old photos of me are quite hilarious. It’s amazing how much a person can change in a few years! So, this is me, circa 2004-now. Not in any real order, obviously. And Jamie, thank you for thinking I’m gorgeous even when I’m sitting on the couch trying to grow back my stomach lining from the night before. My prince x









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